Smiling Selfie Stick Walk
As a selfie stick
your smile is most commendable and well rounded.
Reach both arms forward as far as you can, and tilt you wrists upward 90 degrees, then 45 degrees towards northeast. Focus your eyes on your middle finger and maintain an even flow of breath to prevent shaky hands.
According to “The United Nations Tips for Longevity,”
smiling is most essential for long life.
Follow the classical eight diagram and walk in a circle,
while bringing the act of taking a selfie to new spiritual levels.